Well I must apologise for the rain today. It was my fault. Totally. According to a random guy earlier who wandered across the High Street juuust long enough to tell me “It is all your fault, this weather”. Then he put down his empty can of Special Brew and wobbled his wet way off down the road. Genius.
I have had a good day. Played a few mind games with my ex. Sent “her” a bag of goodies from the past that I no longer want anymore, although I hear she may have TWO spare hairbrushes lying around soon. Would appear I am not the only person trying to cover up her existence.!
I was a bit late home from work today due to having to swap over some posters (or to put it the same way for all you tossing middle managers “actioned a POS change over”).
Ok, I have to let it out now.. Steph I blame you for this one…
Why is it that those people who drive Audi TT’s, are usually called Nigel or Liam and wear pink ties cannot say what they mean. They degenerate the English language to the point of stupidity.! They don’t play sport they “Golf”. They don’t have problems, they have “issues and challenges”. It drives me totally up the sodding wall.!
I get it at work… especially this… “This needs to be actioned”. Nooo, the phrase you were looking for was “This needs to be done”. Stop talking in fucking riddles you dozy sods. It doesn’t make you look any more important and everytime you use the word “Task” as a verb (as in “I will task him with it” I lose a little more respect for you, as well as wishing all your kind were wiped out in some kind of epidemic involving dirty executive washrooms and rabid ducks.
In fact, while you are all here reading this, maybe you should all sit down at look at the words I use in this blog, such as it is. They are all relatively short (they have to be for some of those who read it. I do hate explaining my jokes over and over again). Instead of over using such creative phrases as “implement a new strategy” (which means “the new thing we told you to do is making things worse, go back to the first thing”) why not say “Stop it, we are losing money”. Perhaps drop in a few terms such as “I get paid more than you so I am allowed to talk bollocks”. THAT will always make me more respectful of you. Yes, admittedly while you are giving a powerpoint presentation the chances are that I am going to be in the car park defecating in your car’s boot, but at least you are being honest.
Straight talking people always gain more respect than people who sit there lying through their buttocks all day. I do hate people who lie. Yes I have lied myself in the past but then again we all need to learn.
There are, however those who don’t learn. They just continue to lie their way through life. And there you have it. A dodgy conclusion but a conclusion none the less.
If you talk bollocks I don’t respect you. If you lie, then I treat you like you talk bollocks.
Now where did I put that curry house menu.?