Friday night brought out a sight that you simply don’t see much anymore, in this case, a very drunk Pouty.
You see, if you give her cocktails, then buy her bottles of VK then sooner or later she is unable to walk properly (hence why she bounced off the stair well wall in Phoenix) or talk properly (”she doesn’t drink, she doesn’t schmoke…”). Schmoke.??? Oh and she actually made a decision without really thinking about it (which happens about as frequently as Cliff Richard getting his knob out).!
Friday night was a little “quiet”. That is to say at the busiest the dance floor had 7 of us. But even so we all had a lovely time. Lots of dancing (badly).
Saturday, myself and Lemony headed to a model rail exhibition in Taunton (with her attendance bribed on pain of going shopping afterwards). Didn’t buy anything in Taunton but bought some trouser dye and a rabbit (for my bro, the only ones we could see in Taunton were the Ann Summer’s variety).!
Then last night Pouty and Stew were too hung over and skint to come out and Hwang mysteriously disappeared of the face of the planet. Brownie joined us (and my bro eventually). Smiley Jon was out with his mates too and Hobbits was a lot busier and a good time was had by all although I did get toooo pissed and ended the night not feeling well, sitting outside.
Well today I have watched around seven hours of motorsport (BTCC, DTM, Formula BMW, Renault, Porsche Cup and Seat Cupra championships). Very good racing with a hint of “End of term” atmosphere in the UK races. Get well soon to Mike Jordan, who crashed heavily in the second BTCC race and has been airlifted to hospital with a head injury and a pneumothorax.
Lemony is off to see AFI tonight. I am not, prefering to dye my new trousers, change my bed sheets and watch Father Ted. No I am not boring, I just don’t like AFI that much. Hehe.
My trousers have finished the dyeing cycle now and I find I now have one pair of black Tripp chain trousers instead of blue… and a Gothic hanky that must have got in there somehow too. Bargain.
*****RANTAGE ON IT’S WAY*****
The General that spoke out against keeping soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan has “suddenly” backed down. After a couple of days of chatting with Tony “Fuck Britain I Am Off” Blair (who gave him his FULL support), it appears that General Sir Richard Dannatt has climbed down. Top Labour ministers now want him to be given the sack (probably one with the word “Swag” written on it and stained with oil left over from the invasion of Iraq). It must have been a very shocking experience to find that you have the backing of Blair, not a man noted for his ability to sort out crisis points in the country, when you have spoken out against a policy made by the same person. In fact the instant I saw a press briefing with the words “Blair Backs Top Soldier” in the title line I would have gone and found some emo kid and borrowed his razorblades.
The truth of the matter is that we are taking a damn good hiding in the Middle East, as Russia did twenty odd years ago. We are not making much of a difference, just pissing around getting shot at and drawing amusing pictures in the sand. Drag our forces out and let the American’s ponce around instead. In fact, send over some chubby yanks and then see what happens.
That was a fucking brilliant night!
And your blog had me crying with laughter!…i just wish i could remember what else i did/said!
Was a really talking about my green shoes?…
Bring on this friday!
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Hehe it was a laugh.
You forgot the little smurfs that live in Sarah’s shoes.
And Sarah, clean them! Did you see how much dust came off them when I opened the freaky pockets??
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