Fats Waller

Have you ever noticed you never see fat people coming out of gyms.? Slightly random thought I will admit but very true.! Surely at some point those of the larger persuasion decide to lose weight and get fit and joining a gym is a good idea, so surely there is a starting point. I am reasonably sure that after one gym session the “lard hooverers” amongst us don’t come out instantly slim.! But when was the last time you saw a chubber bouncing his or her merry way through the door praying that they will lose 20 inches off their waist before their holiday four days later.? Maybe there is a small (well I was thinking long wheelbase Leyland Olympian) coach that picks them all up in the dead of night and then drops them back after hours so they are never seen be fish nor mammal. Strange thoughts I have.!

Think I might leave it there for today… before I get lynched by Michelle McManus on my way into town later.!!!

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