Firstly, just in case you read The Sun’s report on the car on the railway line near York… It WASN’T a loco but a DEMU, a Class 220/221 Voyager, no locomotive, underfloor engines, HUGE difference, same result to old matey boy in the Vectra though.
Secondly if you read the Daily Mail report (which I didn’t) then it probably wasn’t caused by gypsies/muslims/illegal immigrants, because thats what they normally blame everything on (so do I though, hehe).
Moving on… Nikki from Big Brother (just hearing those two words makes me want to run around the country screaming “Unclean. Unclean” whilst ringing a large bell and spitting at people) a total non-entity as a celebrity, and as a person too, is moaning because she got dumped by “Pete” from the same show. Look love, you are famous for literally NOTHING. You have no noticable talent to bring to this country so please mind the gap when you step off it and don’t bother coming back. I suggest a long swim along the coast of Australia to see the fish. Stingrays are amazng creatures, go check them out. Stop wasting everyones time and disappear. Maybe she took tourettes sufferer Pete too literally when he said “Fuck Off, bollocks”.
Grrrrrr, ZZZZ list celebrities really do make me doze off into my sugar puffs. I simply have no idea why anyone would enjoy reading magazines like Heat or Now that feature these retards. Most of them couldn’t string a sentence together without some form of assistance (then again nor can George W Bush and look where that has got him).
I think it is time for a curry.!!!