I have a sneaking suspicion that my mother is not happy with me. You see today I have received a text message saying “For dinner, do you want suicide or burgers.?”
What on earth is one Bunny supposed to think.! She meant quiche and I did add the ‘e’ to the end of the word but even so. Was quite a shock.
My lip has swollen up around my lip bar and is horribly sore. No idea why, but it doesn’t half sting.!
Only tomorrow and Friday left then I can go to Hobbits again and hopefully I won’t be feeling too ill. A good dose of aftershock and that should sort it out nicely.!
**GROUND RUMBLES – RANT PEERS OVER HILLSIDE**
£340,000 is a fair bit of dosh. I personally, would not sneeze at it. Then again I don’t earn anything near as much a year.! But the Government, such as it is, has seen it fit to pay out this amount of OUR cash to “cheer up” those poor stressed out MP’s that work a 4 hour day, never weekends and get 30 weeks of holidays a year (plus a ludicrous salary and a huge expense account… oh and a secretary to shag… Eh? Prescott you fat pie munching waster).
Why the hell do they need life coaches to help them along.? Is it they get all over wrought because of the amount of temps they have to chose from for some bum games in the closest stationary cupboard (Mand**CENSORED**llo).? Maybe they can’t cope with being driven around in a variety of large expensive cars (Pres**CENSORED**raw). Or maybe it is that they are soooo surprised and cannot believe their own god damn fucking good luck at being able to rip the arse out of the country and STILL either keep their jobs or be “reassigned” to some directorship with a huge multi-national or the European Parliament (Mandelson, Kinnock, Blunkett, Clarke, Prescott, Short – I will stop there because the list is tooo long).
Labour, sorry “New Labour” (or Conservative as it used to be called), was more than happy to accept the nations votes (no not mine, I am not that stupid and anyone who looks like Tony Blair (or has a wife who is a lawyer) is obviously going to do the same for this country as Barrymore probably did to the guy in his pool). Blair repeated that he was going to remove the sleazy stain of fellows like Mellor or Archer out of the Government and clean up the country. What he actually did was remove the Tories and fill the place with psuedo-Tories in red roses. The sleaze remained.
Well why wouldn’t it. One politician is the same as any other. Nowadays at least. Governmental staff are much like being dressed up in women’s clothing and shoved into the men’s loos in Vision.
Sooner or later you end up getting screwed.
obviously going to do the same for this country as Barrymore did to the guy in his pool” < -- I laughed here
“Governmental staff are much like being dressed up in women’s clothing and shoved into the men’s loos in Vision.
Sooner or later you end up getting screwed. ” < -- and so hard I actually spit my water at the screen here
Nice work!
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