Well I have spent a proportion of the morning watching the amazing series “Life In The Undergrowth”. David Attenbrough at his very best. I actually had a webcast with him a few years ago just before he finished filming it and was one of the few times I have ever been able to talk with one of my heroes (Jarvis Cocker having now moved to France). But undergrowth, I hear you cry.? Why ever would you be interested in the life of rotting leaves… Well it isn’t that. For those who know me I am an amateur entomologist with a specific interest in the communicative interaction between social members of the genus Hymenoptera… or as you might say, I like looking at wasps, bees and ants, hehe.
Having also watched Bug Attack yesterday as well (remember the Japanese Hornet I have in a jar of honey) it has re-piqued my imagination for the macro world of invertabrates. Watching a Japanese honeybee nest under invasion of the huge Hornet and, unlike the European honeybee, being able to kill the first Hornet that wanders in (the scout that tells where the hive is) was amazing. The scout Hornet is allowed to wander into the hive and then one Japanese honeybee shouts “PILE OOOOOON” and instantly 200 or so bees grab it. The Hornet can only take an internal body temperature of 115 degrees before it dies, the honeybees 117, so they vibrate their abdomens and lift the temperature in the bee-ball to 116, so cooking the Hornet alive. What a way to go.!
So what can I tell ya, well today is my last day off before I go back to work. Tomorrow also brings a 6pm staff meeting, which is just great. Aren’t I lucky. A full day and then that, I am soooo going to fall asleep in it.! Question is, which day off do I get. If I am very hopeful and lovely I should keep my usual weekend free (as my boss doesn’t work Fridays, only Saturdays. Fingers crossed there.
It’s bank holiday Monday and I am so tired I really could fall asleep right now, so I am off for a nap. Back later with more maybe.!!!
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As it is a bank hol then why don’t we have an amusing look through the good ole’ server stats. As usual (apart from mine), Brownie is STILL pumping my site full of viewers from her myspace profile. Braidy has slipped down to fifth behind a few people, but when was the last time she was online.? 
On the search term results, “tits” and “titties” still head the list, with “sweaty fannies” down in fourth place. Worryingly hits for “(big) sweaty fannies”, “fishy smelling cunts” and “dirty fannies” appears to be on the increase, what on earth have I been writing about.?! “Yahoo sex fun shag tits” came up as a rather odd combination of the worlds most non-sexual search engine and a stream of dirtiness, following closely behind was “woken up by itchy rash”, time to go to the clinic dear boy.!!
“Fuck my mates wife” obviously someone out there doesn’t like his mate, or his mate is the world’s laziest pimp.! Just to prove the sad bastards that sometimes search the internet “what to look for in a mate”, how about not being electronic or inflatable, that is always a good start. “Hints on removing copydex”, that fish glue stuff, or maybe just a nice big patch of spunk. Finally, because I could fill about three pages with these, is “shagging vorderman”, I don’t think I have to say anything there.