Last night was marvellous. Had a lot of fun, but especially when myself, Sexy Dave and Mr Moss of Skylight Theory were standing up on the top of the VIG area, watching all the ladies on the dance floor moving their ‘thangs’ and singing Trivium at the tops of our voices. Prior to this myself and Mr Moss had done a wonderful duet to a slightly annoyed looking Seb of Last Train Home by the LostProphets. The singing I admit was a little strained (especially me on the chorus because I can’t go that high). Someone thought I was 21 again (Loveeeed her lol) and I had to show her my ID before she believed me. She didn’t look her age either so we were both even, lol.

*****HERE COMES THE RANT*****

Under new plans set up by one of those bodies that our ridiculously stupid Prime Minister (prime as in well past it’s sell by date with very little common sense) called the Institute Of Public Policy Research having your rubbish taken away would no longer be included in your C(unt)cil tax. Instead you will pay 20p a kilo (so a full wheelie bin would cost about £16) EVERY WEEK to have your site carted away. Is it actually possible that they would like to help the environment.? Well no, it is another route to making an easy buck. The dustmen would be paid by us and you could GUARANTEE that the C(unt)cil tax rate would not drop to take out the “already paid for” rubbish removal. Is the biggest problem us not recycling.? I know as a household we do. Cardboard, glass, cans, paper, garden and food waste goes into a compost heap and every now and then I murder a civil servent and use their remains to feed the animals that live in the garden (ok not true but a nice idea).

The biggest problem is actually manufacturers. The people who package goods nowadays. Take a packet of water biscuits. Wrapped in a plastic tube (so air-sealed) and in a cardboard box (so far so good). But they have no taken to wrapping all that in ANOTHER layer of plastic.! Can I assume that they have to do that due to some stupid food hygiene law introduced from the classicly idiotic European Union who want us to recycle more in the first place.? I can’t see Carr’s being happy about throwing money down the drain so it must be an outside body somewhere.

There is an easy way round all this of course. When you get too much rubbish, nip down the town hall and slap it in a bin there, or behind the shops in town. Woolworths and BHS have loads of unsecured bins that you can lob stuff in happily without being seen on CCTV, problem solved. Failing that, find a housing estate full of drug addicts, follow one home who is off his tits and when he dives in a front door, throw the trash in after. Lets face it he will be too far off his tits to notice and so when three black bags of household waste come hurtling past his doped up mush he will think he is tripping and won’t believe his own eyes (even better if the smacked up little waster dies as you pile his house full of garbage, grab his house keys and make sure you don’t leave anything in the bags that can give away your identity).

One thing that annoys me… people who INSIST on using the word epoch in model railway terms. Grrrr. Sorry. Tangent taken there.

Did any one see that lady who is suing a dating agency because her love life hasn’t improved.??? I am serious.! She had eight dates and paid £250 and hasn’t met anyone suitable. I have in, the past used one, just to see what happened and I met a girl I was with for ten months and was the best sex ever, hehe. It was during a part of my life when the only place I went was Time/Uropa and I was always terrible at pulling there (well lets face it, you walk in there and the threatening environment is shockingly obvious, I NEVER felt relaxed in the many years I was going there. Contrast that to the first time I went in Hobbits from the start I was at “home”). Maybe the problem is actually with HER not the dating agency. Maybe the kind of person that is petty enough to sue a dating agency is not really the kind of person that men find attractive.? She isn’t that bad looking for her age, but would you wish to shack up with someone who is willing to take legal action because she can’t meet someone.??? Ridiculous and petty. How about if I sued google because their search engine wasted my time being unable to find something specific on the internet.?

Oh I am so going to end up blaming the Americans for this sort of thing…. Hehe.

And finally, a well done to Massa for a good race win, Alonso for fending off a scruffily-driving Schumacher, Button for a solid 4th place and the Turks for a great Grand Prix. Next is Monza, but first is the next BTCC round next weekend from Knockhill in Scotland…. oh please let it rain a little. It’s always good when it rains there.

PS, big hugs to Lemony for the cuddles last night too.!!!

*****LATE NEWS*****

LOVELY LOVELY EARRING

SEE IT’S NOT JUST ME.

And I forgot to add that we watched the Shakira video altogether last night and EVERYONE agreed that she does dance in the same way as someone from Hobbits… hurrah.!!!

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