Well done to the person on Fizz that texted in the very simple note “That Rhianna, wota minga”. Love the sentiment, hate the text speak spelling.

It would appear that Pete “I don’t care what it is just make it into a line” Doherty is at it again. While in rehab at The Priory for drug addiction he nipped into the teen ward and alledgedly slipped some coke to another “inmate” (I say inmate because having done that he has broken his bail conditions and SURELY must be locked up now).! Also in The Priory at the same time is Justin Hawkins from The Darkness and Tom Chaplin of Keane…

What is the matter with these people.??? They get a mere whiff of the big time and instantly decide to start stuffing things in bodily orifices. It’s crazy. I know it is a hard life being famous, all the press intrusion, playing gigs all over the world, being admired by lots of hot women and travelling first class on every airline and all while being paid vast sums of money. Shockingly difficult way of life. Wish I had a lifestyle like that….

I know. How about INSTEAD of pissing your “hard earned” cash down the toilet (or up your hooter), why not give loads of it to charity. There is no real need why ANYONE in the world should have, for instance, the amount of money that Paul MacCartney has (around about $1.5 BILLION). There are lots of good causes that this money would be doing better things to. Cancer charities, heart disease research etc but no, the greedy people of this world like to keep their huge bank balances up as high as possible. I HATE people like that. Grrrr.

I have remembered who the Muppets were who did the Shakira like dance moves. Twas Andy and Randy Pig (Miss Piggy’s nephews) and their catchphrase “This job is too haaaaard”.

By gum it was quiet out last night.! Phoenix was deserted at 11.30pm, which is normally very busy. Blame has been put down to the Reading Festival which was definately a good thing because me and Sarah had plenty of room to dance (which laughing at other dancers’ moves). Another benefit was the almost complete lack of emo kiddies, marvellous. Although I did wake up this morning and spend a few minutes sat next to the loo but my stomach refuses to reveal why I was feeling so sick (this time I hadn’t taken any antibiotics), weird.

The Kerrang! awards were presented last night with the award for “Best Band On The Planet” going to My Chemical Romance. Hmmmmm. Ok I like a couple of their songs but Best Band On The Planet.??? Nooooooo way. The Prodigy managed to scrape an award for “Being Independant”. Are these people serious.? Yes they are an amazing dance band but even so. Emo-tastic voting people.!

Lily Allen, much as I hate the whole coke thing, I do like her music. Her speech is something to behold though. Very Saaaaarrrf London. In one verse she uses the phrase “you messed up my mental health”, but actually sings it as “you messed up my mental elf”. Is this a new trait amongst dwarves, fairies and folk of the forest that I should be aware of. I personally do not wish to be attacked late one night on my way home by a mental elf that should have been locked up in a rubber walled cell in the Longfox unit at the hospital. Has anyone ever seen an insane goblin maybe.? Or a psychologically disturbed imp.? Just wondered.

And finally…

I just wanted to say that I do get a lot of comments and messages about this site from various people. But despite these I will still be continuing to write my blogs, lol. (Jim Bowen ©1983)

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