Impressed.? You wait ages for a post to come along and then two turn up at once… same with buses… or stabbings.!

Anywho, how have we been.? Looking forward to a nice wet bank holiday weekend.? Looking at the rain currently falling outside it might be just to my liking. I have never really got on with Bank Holidays. I get paid for them whether I work or not, which I tend not to but year ago when I worked in the photographic business I didn’t give much of a toss if my shop was open or not, much to the amusing annoyance of Asda’s customer service manager. Bitch. Hehehe. Used to love winding her up (usually as I had control over the air conditioning in her office and would take great delight in stuffing it onto the highest (or lowest) temperature possible when the opposite was required). I actually made her put on a thick coat when the external air temperature was well into the 80’s.! Ain’t I a stinker.?

Was watching that Jeremy Kyle bloke earlier (after I arrived home from a lovely tasty lunch in the Pavillion). He was telling stories about stupid kids who play on railway lines and actually surprised me with the tale of a child of catastrophic idiocy who LICKED, that is put tongue to (admittedly briefly) the live third rail (whether it was on an Underground line at 600 volts or a standard one at 750 volts is neither here nor there). The effect of doing this is much the same as that of playing Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol. I have to admit it made me laugh out loud, call me mean if you want but once again, that is one person I would not want passing his genes into the melting pot of society.!!! Dickhead.

Shakira is still stuck firmly in my mind. Wonder if any Shakira look-a-likes will ever turn up in Hobbits absolutely panting for a tall goth guy with two piercings and a lack of morals.? One can only hope.

On the subject of music I caught a programme purely on the Sugababes. Love the start of their career when they had Siobhan (the pale ginger one) singing with them. She was so cute and her voice definately better than that bloody scouser.

And so to tonight. Hope to see you people out in town pimpin’, yes pimpin’ it up. Hehehe.

Beep beep dribble dribble.

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