Monday, a day of rest and having a bad stomach ache, well for me anyway.!!!

Did enjoy watching the German Touring Car yesterday though. The commentators do make me grin though… One guy Called Carlton who sounds like a normal racing commentator and one guy called Mark who sounds like Noel Coward. Weird combination but it does work. Well done to Bruno Spengler (wasn’t he a character in Ghostbusters.?) for a comprehensive trouncing of the rest of the grid and big well done to Christian Abt who didn’t ram anyone off the circuit for a change. Oh and then I watched the British Grand Prix’s from 1977 and 1978 which was a clever bit of time travel.

Now…

Shakira. Yummy. Her hips certainly dont lie and have a tendency in her new video to bring on a state of rigour mortis in me. But that chorus. “i’m on tonight”. Is it necessary to have a number one single while extolling the virtues of your favourite sanitary products. Maybe we could have some more songs like that. How about ‘Paint It Red’ by The Rolling Stones? Or maybe ‘California Bleeding’ by The Mamas And The Papas. I also noticed there is a bit where she dances around in a little circle, bum going one way her other bits going t’other. When she does that she reminds me of someone from Hobbits, I wont mention who, but at the same time it resembles a clip I have of one of the Muppets dancing. Maybe one day ill show you both the clip and the person. Hehe.

Is it the weather that is causing my headache or is it just me? Im not sure, but either way its not got me in a great mood and coupled with the fact i couldnt sleep much cos i kept itching all over my back and legs, its probably a good job i am not seein any one today at all.

More later… back to sleeping.

*****LATE NEWS*****

I know I shouldn’t post links to other people’s faceparty accounts purely for the amusement of taking the piss but THIS one I cannot resist. Now I don’t mean to be cruel but having read her about me section, would you click that button that says send message.? She scares me. A lot. Not even I use the phrase “pragmatic idealist”, but it is nice to know that if you date her and cheat on her, you can make it up with a cuppa and a sly copy of War And Peace to complete the gesture. Does make a nice change though, normally I get people like THIS. I don’t think I actually need to say anything about her. I am quite sure you are all thinking the same thing anyway.

Moving on, found a t-shirt site via Ebaumsworld, called phatrags.com, yes I know it is American and I detest the Yanks normally but bear with me on this one. You see, they have a Love/Hate mail page and it was amazingly funny going through it and picking out the HUGE quantity of pissed off Christians there were in there. Lines such as “You are only damaging society by spreading you filth around the globe!!” and “I make t-shirts myself and I don’t have to ruin young minds and exploit sex and females to sell them. I run a completely Christian t-shirt shop and our t-shirts are tasteful and funny”. So guess what I did next… Thats right, I thought I would check out one of these God Monkey’s Christian T-Shirt sites.

I have to admit I was taken aback by the sheer hilarity of the wears available. Such gems as “Don’t Keep The Faith (spread it around)” and “FROG Fully rely on God” had me literally scrambling for the nearest button to close my browser and a box to put the turd in to send to these people. As you are all aware I am now an atheist who, to be honest, doesn’t give a toss about god anymore. I was never THAT bad though was I.? If I EVER meet one of these sodding Christian do gooders who blame internet companies for breaking the moral structure of society I will personally dress them up in a HUGE (American remember) t-shirt that says “Jesus is a Cunt, but so is your mum”.

What they fail to see is that the reason the world is in such a messed up state is because of THEM, or more specifically their intent on worshipping a fictional spirit who apparently controls the world. Ditto every other sodding religion in the known universe. Put down that book you god-bothering, socialist, bearded, paedophile look-a-like and take a chill pill. When you see the pope on TV going “Don’t use condoms, it gets rid of those naughty gay blokes” then it is kind of obvious that religion is really not the best idea we have ever come up with.

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