I am still stuck in the damn house. I am still not 100%, though it differs from minute to minute. If the whole body temperature control thing would function properly I would be fine but, using last night as a prime example, one minute I was sat here with my heater on, shivering, the next it was strip and whack on the shorts, turn the fan on and sweat like Michael Barrymore catching the whiff of chlorine and faeces.

So I am afraid I will not be gracing Weston tonight with my usual drunken antics but I WILL be out and about tomorrow, hopefully in town by day, and Hobbits by night, even if I lose a limb I am NOT missing the one day of the week I look forward to.!!!

Lets do some website hit statistics…

Firstly this month’s (and pretty much every month’s) winner of the “most clicks to my site” award goes to Tinkerbell’s myspace (obviously just after mine and taking over from Pouty’s).!!

Search string wise, well I have had “place to fish in weston” surely only Sennies after 1am on a sweaty Saturday night, the stench of fish from all those chavvy cunts must be incredibly strong.! How can I resize breasts on photos”, from the husband of my school boy crush Debbie one assumes (sorry Debs but they are still tiny).! “My wife dressed as a slapper” surely you would know where you left those photos Mr Prescott.! Interesting conundrum this one… “Oi let me on the net you bastards”… well how in hell did you post that with no net access.??? And finally “Smell my sweaty fanny”, ah the power of those fishy fannies from Sennies are obviously permeating the ethernet wires on a million home networks and if you find the correct IP address you too can enjoy the pong of what smells like Grimsby docks during the rush hour.!

Back soon.!!!

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