Ignore the title, I was just stuck for one today. How are we all.?
My head was quite bad this morning due to the immense amount of drink I had last night (no surprises there). It is Saturday today, or was last time I looked, and Sarah’s Birthday night out (she liked the earrings I got her). I only hope Monkey isn’t sick again tonight it wasn’t nice stepping over the enormous pool of disinfectant outside Hobbits. :S.
Now what else have we been up to.? Well I was supposed to be out today but a certain person hasn’t been online and I didn’t text them last night because my phone was being an arse. Oh well. There will be a few more people out tonight I hope, I was on my own with two couples but thankfully Stew was busy with his friends so Pouty and I got a chance to catch up on the gossip.
*****RAAAAAANT SOUND THE ALARM*****
So the 62 year old Doctor Patricia Rashbrook has had her baby and become the United Kingdom’s oldest mother. Oh joy. So when she and her hubby (60 years old) get to enjoy the years when the hormones kick in (and out) they shall be around 75 years old and not really in the mood for standing at the bottom of the stairs shouting “Kevin, turn that bloody racket down, I can’t hear Songs Of Praise. Don’t make me come up there.!!”.
One slightly sinister bit of the interview with the Daily Mail was this quote…
“We have younger friends with children who have agreed to act as surrogate parents should anything happen to us.”
See what I mean… imagine if YOUR parents did that.!? Oh we will die soon, here are the spare keys to the kids. Give ‘em a spin every now and then. Plus when the child is just about ready to get married they will just about be nailing down the lid (joint funeral/marriage service I guess).
It is rather selfish when you think about it. In comes old age but at the same time your toddler wants you to be running around the garden without the danger of a hip snapping every three yards. At least it will save any of the little tykes mates fancying his mum (unless they have severe issues).!
Good job she had a caesarian though, saved using a crowbar to break the crust and let the baby out (Goodness me is that going to cause comments).!!
RANT ENDS PLEASE WALK AWAY, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
I should put my feet down off my desk and get the hell on with tidying up round here. Might be back later with some more stuff and another rant. Enjoy.!!
My best photo from last night…
…we looked hot as usual.