Swirly head time.!!! That last beer was a mistake. I knew I should have ordered water.

Not a bad night out by all accounts. Just a few argumentative words and a sad mate in a position similar to mine who I was worried about. We did notice THIS outside and above Phoenix. Oh and talking about Phoenix, Christina had a special request for Dan, the bar dude, so Dan THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.! Also while we are sat on the balcony there, observing the myriad of emergency vehicles whipping past I took THIS photo. Brownie, I am sorry.!!! Oh and my taxi driver home was a homosexual with a love of Hobbits. Random.

RANT WARNING, CAN YOU FEEL THE TREMBLING OF MY WRATH

Royal Ascot. When we were at Download there were 12 arrests for the riot and 4 other arrests over the entire 5 days. In the three days at the jumped up, barbaric, “lets drink champers then shoot some lame horses” annual event there have been 25. Toffs are ALWAYS the worse people for brawling, not the lager generation. They probably got into a fight over who had the biggest 18th century fainting couch or the classic “My daddy is a Count, your daddy hasn’t even been knighted yet”. Actually with all the inbreds that exist in this countries upper classes you could have put the whole thing down to being one HUGE domestic. In a field. With a load of people who need shooting rather than the horses.!!!

*****MORE RANTING FOLLOWS*****

Did you know we need to replace our Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Systems.? £20billion needs to be spent to keep us a major world power. Sounds a lot right.? Well as that grinning twat Prime Minister of ours will have spent that on the computer system for the NHS then it doesn’t seem quite as much.!!! We NEED to be a nuclear power. We need to be able to say to Iran or North Korea (or even a rearming Russia) “You even think about pointing one of your NODONG or FROG missiles at us. If you do, then we will happily wipe your rancid little country off the map”.

As usual the whole Nuclear Disarmament arguement will rage on. Lots of weird looking hippy women will stand around the naval bases around the UK, holding hands and not shaving their armpits while chanting “we shall not be moved” (Or washed usually it would appear). Always remember the story of the huge group of hippies camping at the end of a runway during one conflict in the past few years. The Security Forces were unable to deal with them (probably due to some retard “human rights” libber making it difficult for them, note to Security Forces, when you are carrying a large gun and you are faced with someone who uses the phrase “human rights” then just shoot the cunt instantly, the rest of us will break you out of prison and you will be feted as a saint).

Errr… Where was I.?? Oh yes, tents, runway, back end of a B-52 (in other words eight TF-33 engines), run them up to near full power and watch as hairy women and scraggy looking pikey kids get blown over the horizon in a jet fuel based hurricane. Oh to have had a video camera for that event.!

A school in Bristol has been defined as racist for casting two black kids as monkeys. So.??? It’s justa fucking play you sad cunts.! It wasn’t done out of spite or malice, plus the monkeys are actually part of the heroic side of the play and the kids picked their OWN parts anyway. Enough said I think.

Did you see the photo of the girl with the £3000, 25 stone, wedding dress.? What the fuck is she thinking. She wanted to out do Jordan, Katie Price I assume she means as opposed to ex-F1 boss Eddie Jordan. Surely the easiest way to out chav the big titted freakshow would be to shag a couple more footballers and then pop out a few illegitimate kids. The girl in question looked like hell painted up anyway, SIXTEEN years old with her SEVENTEEN year old groom who appeared to be wearing a suit that was last used for a recent court appearence for car theft. I give it three months. If that.

END OF RANTS

Oh and try this out… I think it is quite cute.!!!

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