I thought I would stay in tonight and converse with people on MSN but it has crashed. Dammit. When you are using a Microsoft product do you ever feel like you are on a bus, the doors are sealed, the road ahead is crowded, the engine is flat out in top gear and Bill Gates is drink driving while singing “Money Money Money” by ABBA.? Just me then.?

Today is the longest day of the year… What a frightening thought.! From now on the days slowly start drawing in until we hit Christmas. At work we shall have Christmas trees in the store with in the next two months. Which means I have to start thinking what to buy people for presents and thats annoying.!!!

Anyone got a job to spare. I am fed up with mine. It isn’t a baaaad job really but I have done it long enough to not want to continue with it anymore.

Well I am off for a bath while MSN is still shagged so I will be back a little later with more… maybe.

Not in a great mood right now. Not totally sure what is wrong with me but I am getting to the point where I am beginning to know.

*****POST-BATHING UPDATE*****

Well I thought I would drop in a few of my most recent search engine hits… got a few lovely ones.!!!

At the top of the tree, as usual, is “Tits”. Slightly odd is the phrase “Blow My Chuff”, if anyone can shed any light on this then let me know.! Some poor bugger wants “Lady Madonna Escorts in Taunton”, One assumes they are not looking for Ford’s once used as adverts for a Beatle’s single.! “UK Nude Drunk Fun Women”… hmmmm. Are drunk women fun.? Well yes, especially when nude but I bet he got a fucking big shock when my smiling face appeared in his search listing. Anyone got an explaination for this… “Bottomless Bitches Photos”. Now is that women that have had a nasty industrial accident and ended up losing both arse cheeks or females that can eat and eat without getting full.

Two hits for the “Most Crowded Chav Nightclub In The UK”. Not the first time this has been in my search list. Wondering if it is actually The Sands and their slightly dubious quantities management… to be fair have you ever seen a nightclub bouncer from that place that even looked as though he could tie his own shoes without the instruction manual. And who on earth would search for “Cockney Roofers”.?? Are people that shallow they want some specific regional workman, expect “Scouse Brickies” next.

“German Bastards”. Really.? Not that I mind. Amusing though. Almost done… Postman Twat is STILL bringing up my hits, hehe, but the last entry on my list… “Where can i buy big hoop earrings with my name in them”, ok, show yourself you horribly chavvy person you.!!! A name on your earrings, bloody hell.!

Oh, and if you were wondering who sends me most hits from their myspace page… it is actually Pouty (well behind me) and Angel behind her (sounds like an interesting position).!!!

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