I have been reading the DownLoad forums again. The amount of people discussing the state of the toilets is quite incredible. But someone did hit on a very useful way of combating the smell next year…
…smoke a fag or a joint while going. Now why on earth didn’t I think of that.??!! Although there is only one problem I can see with this ingenius idea. If you throw your fag in to the pit after you finish, will you be swallowed (along with up to 15 other people) in a violent eruption of 3 tonnes of red hot, explosive shite.?! Doesn’t bear thinking about. Well not too much at least.
I have been working today. Great. Ended up having a water fight on the shop floor with my boss (she was trying to keep me from dozing off by squirting me with a bottle of freezing cold mineral water and I retaliated. Very soon the whole thing was getting just a bit silly. Hehe.
Last night was one of those evenings where I just couldn’t get comfortable. I was too hot in Hobbits and the wind was juuuust the wrong side of cold to be anything but chilly in just a t-shirt (the big rubbery UV one, accompanied by UV nail varnish and the word “SLUT” in UV on my arm too. Sexy). Didn’t get in until 4am and it was getting light. Someone remind me not to have another of the sping rolls in Sal’s because I am always too drunk to remember how bloody horrible they are. It is all roll and no spring. A decent spring roll has a large amount of beansprouts and little pieces of lamb, beef and chicken, NOT a mashed up concoction of onion peas and… and… and well thinking about it that was it.!!! Oh and much love to Tiff for letting me have a good chew on her kebab (that phrase has been entered specifically to entertain Monkey).
Nat was a little pissed last night… so much so that I wonder if she remembers saying the words “Stop licking my lid” and “Dance with me you asshole”. The question is will Lemony remember talking about how she could probably still get her ankles behind her head.??
And tonight she is coming round to play with my rabbit (OI, that is a very rude suggestion, stop it) and spend sometime together. Should be fun 
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I have some photos to upload from last night but I will do that tomorrow night…
…oh and Giles… look at that cloud.!!!