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Bank Holiday Monday started at 12am with me eating cheese and crackers after a very naughty evening, lol.
Then today I have been shopping with Lemony in town and had a great time. Met up with loads of the usual Hobbits group in the Italian Gardens (that place is like a magnet for black clothing on a public holiday). Bought a HUGE bag of pick ‘n’ mix which I know will ruin my teeth but it tastes sooooo good.
And in today’s news…
The Java earthquake. Errr, no one told me.!! More than 5,000 people dead and no one even bothered to phone me and let me know. I am pretty sure Bono, with his sunglasses perched upon his pointy irish face, got a whole host of phone calls, probably even one from Him up there (I bet it is a big red phone with no buttons, just a little red flash light like the one Batman has). Well at least everyone knows there was some shakin’ and a wakin’ going on now.
Tony Blair was moaning the other day (maybe Cherie was writhing around on top of him…. ewwww bad mental image warning.!). He was moaning about the lack of support for the Invasion of Iraq (or that American led fuck up as everyone else knows it). If you all cast your minds back then you might remember that I was in support of removing Saddam and his chemical weapons and sorting it all out down there. But, and this is a but so big you might need to divert the M5 round it. BUT there WERE no weapons, it was all bullshit made up by the USA and our top blokes in Government (yes I was lying when I said top blokes, I meant those habitual cock faced wasters in London). So why have we wasted all those lives of our young soldiers for literally nothing.? Well it has GOT to be for oil surely. SURELY. There can be no reason why two of the world’s top countries (err well us, the USA is a third world country really, it MUST be because no first world country would have a democratically (hehehe, like fuck mis-aligned notch boy) elected leader that a, looked like that, b, talked like that or c, could very nearly kill himself eating a pretzel).
Why would someone copy the stupidity of the Russians in the early 1980’s when they invaded Afghanistan. They were humilated by a load of “rag heads with AK47s”. Communist soldiers were eventually pulled out in 1988 after losing 15,000 to the Mujahideen and various other rebels. These included UK and US sponsored forces, many USSR aircraft including MIG’s and the heavily armoured and feared Mi-24 Hind attack helicopter. Mercenaries supposedly paid by the CIA and MI5 carried Stinger missile assemblies and other arms across the border, one of which was allegedly used against against a transport plane flying out of Kandahar airport carrying Soviet servicemen home to the Motherland. You see what happened there.? The US and UK fighting against the USSR, it was basically the Cold War being fought by proxy, ditto North/South Korea and even South Africa/Rhodesia.
But we aren’t fighting the Cold War anymore. We never fought it in the first place. Glasnost and perestoika sorted that out, bringing down the Iron Curtain and ending 40 years of suspicion amongst the most dangerous men in the world (did you know for instance that although only one man in the USA could start a nuclear war, only HE could stop it, but in the USSR several men could but several could stop it, you would think it was the other way round. Plus if a “nuclear strike imminent” message was sent to the ballistic missile submarines that the USA operate then they would move into position and, if they could not receive any further communication from the President, then they would launch WITHOUT any further orders).
Sorry, I am rambling (but I hope you are learning something). The whole point is that we need to get out of Iraq as soon as possible. There is no real reason for us to be there anymore. Mr Blair, just pull out.