The B-Team Reunion

Was it just me or was the idea of reuniting the A-Team just a little pointless. It is not like M*A*S*H where the show ran for ten years and there was a constant list of cast changes, it was four people who did the same thing all the time. Now for the reunion, Face didn’t turn up and Hannibal is, well, a little on the dead side. So why in hell bother.!!??

Nice to see that the European Union have got their thumbs out of their VERY ugly, fat, overpaid arses and decided to pass a new law which states that church organs fitted from now are not allowed to use lead in their construction. What is the point of that.? In case children get poisoning from it maybe.? When was the last time you watched a child lick a massive organ (bloody hell, now THERE is a sentence to get me 5 years in prison and an invitation to sign the sex offenders register every week).!! Now here is a good idea, how about instead of buggering around annoying the minorities like people who want church organs fitted with lead in the pipes or pissing around with their massive salaries, why not actually do something useful for the world. Bringing down the US of sodding A’s ego maybe, sorting out the whole global warming thing. There is plenty to choose from.

On the subject of global warming, let’s talk water. Or a lack of it…

So every winter the bottom right bit of this glorious nation suddenly becomes awash and, unlike the rest of the year, it isn’t with illegal immigrants. Kent and East Surrey are ripe for the whole floodarama thing, pretty soon, so will the rest of us (again I am blaming America for this). But this year they have a drought order slapped on them already.! And why.? Because all their water has buggered off. Goodness knows where it has gone (although I can imagine most of it is on the shelves of their local supermarkets with Evian or Volvic splashed across it). Now how can we solve this problem then.? How about turning the whole of Essex into a reservoir.? Don’t tell any of the people living there though… they might escape.!!

Big (why) B(r)other (no mis-spelling there) has started again on Channel 4. Must be nice for Davina to be presenting a show where she actually has viewers, unlike her dire chat show.! Could anyone see the “I know, let’s get a tourettes syndrome guy in here, that will sparkle it up a bit” thing coming.? When I heard I was not even slightly surprised, but they have done it purely for the wrong reasons, of that I am very sure. Every disabled group around the country must have been thinking “they never have any one with a disability, that is so unfair” but now, they are probably thinking “talk about exploitation”.! It is shameful the way that they have obviously put some poor bugger (who applied for the show off his own back but got picked DUE to his disability not in spite of it) in a tight, unknown community, in close proximity to other people, where he has no escape and then film it all.!!

I’ll tell you what, I live on a main road. I will set up a webcam so the next time there is a fatal accident outside I can show it on here and get more hits…

po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

For some unknown reason the screen on my lovely 6680 has very slightly moved, so if any one sees me texting with a ricked neck, that is the reason. I would take it apart and rattle it back into place but I can’t be arsed. As usual.

Right bath time for this sweaty Bunny. Been sat on my arse all day in a warm room so I am sure I smell delightful. See you all soon.!

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