My Ruin, Your Ruin.

I have never had a hangover like this before. Due to me being drunk last night I omitted to drink any water in Hobbits at all and my head ache when I woke up would have put child birth in to perspective (buuuut we won’t go down that road again, lol). Plus my head is actually making my teeth ache.!! Weird.

Last night started out great, really good fun and finished with me wound up, pissed off and fucking angry. Only this time it wasn’t my fault, it was someone who was 10 sodding miles away winding me up and hurting someone. Keep away from the balcony in Phoenix tonight, fella.!! Way to ruin people’s night.!

I took my new camera out last night and I am afraid this is going to end up as a bit of a photo blog. I have reduced the image size so that Hwang doesn’t bite my head off sometime tonight (unless I ask nicely :) ).

You all know the routine by now. Bar 4, wait for Sarah and Angel, MY BITCHES, to turn up. Then they were closely preceded by Nat and Merv, DRUNKEN NAT. Gemma and Tina were out with us and Rich moseyed on down too. Gemma wanted me to post an up to date photo of her and so it is DONE. I passed on the forms for work to Angel, so that should be interesting when they get filled in.

Hit Phoenix after that, bumping into TERRI AND KATE on the way. They REALLY do not like having their photos taken, :mrgreen: .

Then Hobbits beckoned. Twas a relatively quiet night but I got some good photos of people I don’t tend to take photos of. First off we have ANGEL who was looking amazing. Then SARAH (do we really look related in this photo as well).? I managed to get my first ever photo of HALLY, ok, not first but first decent one. JIM AND GILES got fruity again. Well Jim did, but Giles took it like a man, a drunk man.! MARK decided his arse needed showing off. I HAVE NO IDEA what this is, something to do with Ribena, but Jim had it with him and it seemed happy enough despite losing an antenna. WTF is happening here I don’t know, but I am intending on finding out later.!

Not a bad night, but I am not allowed to post any photos of me and Angel from last night (by heavenly decree, lol), so here is one from LAST FRIDAY instead. *Awaits a text message and a complaint*.

I was a lot more drunk than I thought I was, so much so that I couldn’t dance properly (don’t say it).! Natalie however, needed to be carried by Emma and Angel from Phoenix due to the fact her legs suddenly became awash with VK. TWO BOTTLES is all it took to get her that bad. Worrying. David was out as well, but the photo I took of us makes him look remarkably similar to an ageing queen.!

And off we go again tonight.! If you walk past Senioritas, make sure you look out for falling people.

It is such a nice day outside. But I am soooo not in the mood to move. The first of three days off for me, plus I still get paid for Monday, even though I am not there.!!! Fabulous.

I see that Phil guy has turned down the England manager job. That can only be a good thing. Although it does mean the FA will be getting desperate and end up employing some useless retard who will make an even bigger mess than Graham Taylor did. I wonder if Malcolm Glazer is doing anything over the summer.?

Time to go then, it is lunch time of course. Well, breakfast ish. Brunch then. Lol.

*****LATE NEWS*****

I’ve been thinking (not too much, the head is still a little painful). It revolves around the whole “politicans shagging around” thing. What on EARTH are the women that sleep with them thinking.??!! Look at the list of adulterers… Robin Cook, Prescott, Mellor… Oh god, David Meller. That just makes me cringe when I think about it. That bloody Chelsea shirt and the toe sucking.! How do they do it. Yes I am aware it isn’t just looks that entice people into the lair of the political beast, but bloody hell.! How much shit in your eye do you have to have before John sodding Prescott becomes a nice catch, the man’s a walrus in a suit.

I guess it must be the whole powerful person thing (powerful.??? Prescott.. really.??) but even so it still sends a shudder down my spine when I get that image in my head *boik, retch*.

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