18.42, I have EIGHT minutes to type this, put my top and coat on and get out the door… and I have soooo much to say, dammit.!
Straight into a gag, Prince Harry was seen earlier with a six year old orphan in a foreign country. Hmmm, that is normally Gary Glitter’s role surely. Hehe. Ok, he was there to start a new charity to help people with AIDS in some African country (I wasn’t totally listening to be honest), and it was all in the name of his mum, Princess Diana. Now that strikes little old Fluffy Bunny as strange… surely his Mum didn’t die as a result of a nasty case of AIDS but a nasty case of concrete pillar.!!!
After the great debate about over paid (and over weight) Radio presenters, I have found and with interest that Chris Moyles is being pissed all over by Radio 4’s “The Now Show”, that great topical comedy programme with Punt and Dennis, in the Podcast stakes. Lovely. Makes the fat bugger look even crapper than he does already.!
Someone was talking about “hot” TV presenters earlier and the name Sarha Beeney came up (her from Property Ladder). She was described as “having an impressive upstairs bay”. Hell yes, I would certainly let her flog my semi.!!!
And finally (because I have ran out of time)…
We DO need an English footy manager. We DON’T need ANOTHER tosser from a foreign country that will turn up and shag all the secretaries in the FA offices. We DON’T have the best time of all time, otherwise we would have bloody won something.!
And now I need to finish getting ready and leg it out the front door.!! Tina where are you.!!!
Oh and I didn’t do much today except break something because it hit me in the head and go shopping for *censored otherwise I will be hurt by a cherub* and it wasn’t even gift wrapped.!
Hehehehe.
Byeeeee