Guten tag fair readers. Welcome to the 17th Annual Corn Doll Shagging Charity Event, in aid of of the Chris W Charitable Foundation. Hehe, just kidding, hi Chris, hear you are an avid fan so thought I would give you a wave.!!! 
Slowly, very slowly, the weather is increasing in temperature, and I am slowly having to wear less. Yes, just remember when I am in Hobbits dancing like a mad ejit in the middle of July I will be wearing only trousers and a t-shirt (well shoes and socks too) but that is all. I mean, why bother.!! They haven’t made undies that can take the job on..!! WOOF.!!
I finally sent off the RSVP for my good friend Mike and Harriet’s wedding today (I say finally, but considering Rich didn’t drop the damn thing round til Sunday night and the RSVP date was today I didn’t exactly havea lot of time).!! Angel and I are going to the SS Great Britain along with a few good friends and probably an anchor and some rust for what should be a fantastic night. Free bar I think someone mentioned.! They must be nuts. Good job the ship is in dry dock otherwise we might go and take it for a joy ride around the waterways of Bristol. The only draw back is the timing, the day AFTER we return from Download (DOWNLOAD BABY YEEEAH *bangs fists with you*). Luckily it is in the late afternoon so time to recover will be had.! Phew.
Ok I am REALLY Late to go out now, more later I promise.!!!
xxx