Ok, finally I have found something I wish to spend all my hard earned cash on. It is called the “Butter Wizard”. It is a fully automnous butter dish which heats or cools independant to the external temperature, the website is RIGHT HERE BITCHES.!!!
Someone obviously had way too much time and a mate in the patent office.!! Whatever next.?? Oh, and I was just joking about buying it. I don’t need my butter kept warm. It tends to run off the bread.
So welcome to Monday night. Right, let me get this off my chest first…
*****RANT WARNING, TAKE COVER IN THE SHELTERS*****
Right, Tony Blair, you absolute bastard. My dentist has had to change to a private practice because your badly fucked up NHS is paying him fuck all to stay in business. So next time I go for a check up (which is only 3 weeks away ish) instead of happily forking out £15 ish for a basic check up, I am going to have to part with 35 sodding quid.!!! Well done.! Let us all hope the next time a massive 747 explodes due to some mad Israeli and his shoe bombs, the wreckage doesn’t happen to land on your fucking head… Mate.
*****RANT OVER, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST*****
So what have I been up to today.? Well, getting up late, working, eating (actually I am hungry now as usual, lol). Did spend some of the weekend happily splashing my mini-banners across people’s comments areas on myspace. If you happen to want me inserting anything into your area, then please feel free to ask. I can always slip one in somewhere (wow, when did this turn into the script for a Carry On film.??)… “Ohhh matron.!!”
So what does the rest of the week hold.? Lots of drinking I would hope but I think tomorrow and the weekend would be where the boozing will be.
You know someone has the munchies when they eat, not only a roast dinner at lunch time, but 5 vienniese whirls, pizza, garlic bread AND chips. then is tempted by more food.! 
Oh and this wasn’t even me by the way.!!!
Did you know, that today is the first day of Spring, by the way. There is a distinct “thing” in the air (awaits a rude comment by someone). The crocuses (or is it croci.?) are out and the garden is starting to look like it might actually be green again. So where is the sun then.? Probably been outlawed as “anti-darkness” by the c”unt”cil round here. Wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Ok, time to have a bath/pizza/cuppa/fag*
Have a nice Tuesday, Hobbits beckons, will see you there.!
*delete as appropriate