I have done very little lol.
This is the sanitised version of my blog because I am feeling lazy and am under observation by MI5, MI6, MFI, FBI and the bloke from the pub who thinks I am after his daughter lol. Which I am not. I prefer his wife. Derek. Ok it’s not and I am not, but I have to be original don’t I. Plus I have been using that joke a lot recently and wanted to let it out to you lot too, hehehe.
Sorry I am feeling rather random tonight. It has been a very weird day. Being back at work for six hours, which basically meant sitting on a box texting for ages. Cheered me up though.
So predictions for the week. Four Funerals and a Wedding.? Nah, I doubt it. Lots of fun.? I bloody hope so. Especially as I am not starting work most days til 11.30. Which means I can go out with everyone tomorrow night and get drunk, something which I couldn’t do Friday and was unable to totally achieve without gagging Saturday, thanks to factors beyond my control (mainly the whole iffy stomach thing.!) so Hobbits gets Ian once again, as well as Friday and a slightly odd Saturday. 
. More yaaaaay’s.!
I should mention a certain friend of mine, Trixy, who is having a few man problems. Happy Birthday and cheer up sweety.!!!
Well I am off to watch Father Ted, drink tea and look forward to the 28th when I am off with the usual bunch to watch So Am I in Bristol. With food provided (well it is Shrove Tuesday, having pancakes made for me is just lovely, makes a change for someone to cook for me *ducks from inevitable thrown boot, razor sharp hair grip, bottle of coke*)…
Stay lovely y’all. *Nods at camera with Angelic look, swings around with spurs a tappin’, tucks thumbs into belt loops and saunders into the sunset*
*Trips over lizard*
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I am bored as hell lol. I hate Mondays. People have to work though I suppose. It’s just that eating Haribo and telling me when I have none is rather below the belt.! Might as well just tie a stick to my head and dangle a pizza off it.!!! Next time I eat Korma alone then I am going to get my own back (hmmm Korma.?? Me.?? Really.??
). Still watching Phoenix nights. They are playing Here I Go Again by Whitesnake mixed with the sound of Peter Kay. So odd. lol.
Here I go agaaaaaaain to get foood.
I would buy chinese if I cooooooould.
Like a vegan I was born to scoff Quorn
An’ I’ve made up my mind, I ain’t drinking no more lime.
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I do wish I could sort my poor, confused head out to the point where I can start remembering things again.!!
I meant to mention the good old referers. Last week I had “Boys pulling down their partners underwear photos”. This week I have “I walked in on my mum and my best friend fucking”. Ah, it is so nice to see what people look at on t’internet.!
Yeh, you’re right, there are a few men causing me problems, hehe…is hard being this gorgeous……(tumbleweed, polite silence,hehehe) tum ti tum
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