To begin I would like to say that charging £2.35 for getting your mobile phone (well your other half’s) back from Firstbus when you accidentally drop it on the bus is another great way make your passengers piss money out of their arse’s while you sit in an Ivory Tower whilst being sucked off by Thai rent boys.
Secondly I would like to point out that when saying the phrase “I am only winding you up”, it is wise not to get it confused with “I am only yanking you”. As it turned out, saying “I am only wanking you” to Hwang in a pub full of people is not as funny as you might think.
Had a lovely night last night eating chinese and watching Buffy. Went into work late this morning because we couldn’t be arsed to get up. I have gained two pounds again, since Saturday, which has made me feel a little happier. My own fault for not eating properly (you two, take note, you know who you are, do the same).!!!
I have another driving lesson tomorrow, so must make sure I have enough money to pay the guy afterwards (and Hwang, no iffy comments on the bottom of this entry).
Now I have a quandary. It is like a quarry only less rocky. I am very interested in the whole “witchcraft” thing. But the idea of Pagan Gods conflicts with my own, very strong beliefs about Christianity. It is a difficult situation which is causing me a lot of confusion. In the end, the way I see it, we all worship the same God, just under lots of different names, but when it comes to using energy and magical forces, where do these powers come from.? It is very confusing to poor old Fluffy Bunny.
Finally, I have been on the trail of Neville, our stockroom ghost. I KNOW he is there, but I cannot bring him out of his shell. Any tips would be greatly received.
But videos of Postman Twat, sandpapering a lesbian whilst being ridden by a large, nude, gorilla would not.
Hits out for the http referers.! 
Just look at God that is everything, every where and eternal. You dont need to be religious to believe in an ultimate force, just able to accept that in some cultures/religions, he/she/it is a myriad or solitary presence. they/he is the manifestation an ultimate force that is all that is good/evil in the world.