Ah the wonderful feeling of dry, clean nuts after a hot and sweaty day in the stockroom. I love bathing, a copy of the 2005 Private Eye annual dans moi paws and a cup of tea nestling gently on the sponge.

My mood has cheered immensely, especially following a chat with my now returned manager, a little good news (in a way I guess) and a chat that cleared my head a bit about the work thing.

Two days til driving lesson numero one (well three but let us not quibble eh.?). My nerves are ok at this moment, but I know they will get worse and worse. This time I am just going to do it. No looking back.

Ooooh interesting thing… did you know that cash machine us Windows as their operating system.? No nor did I although it makes sense now. I swear the damn things tell me I have less money than i should have everytime. So my ikkle Bro puts his card in a cash machine, he checks his balance and a sign says “windows will now shut down”, keeping his card into the bargain. Well done Microsoft for your usual top notch, well coded, pile of stinking, rotten, blood infested, rancid faeces (sorry got carried away). It is a flaming good job they don’t use windows on aeroplane autopilot systems. Just imagine that. The bloody things would be dropping out the skies like massive raindrops full of badly made software.

Here in murky Weston, the “Cunt”cil are going from strength to strength by closing all the access roads around our delivery entrance at work, so preventing my lorry getting round there tonight to drop off some stuff, meaning I was late home. Bastards. Well planned and thought out as ever.

Finally tonight we have something i forgot to add on my review of the year… in this case the Pope changing into a Nazi. Then again there is surely very little difference between a man who controls a large proportion of the world, and dislikes kids… and Hitler.

I am off to build a bridge over the River Kwai using only nylon socks stuck together with static electricity.

Enjoy… bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. Ouch.!!

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*****LATE NEWS*****
Referers for the few hours between Sunday 12am and now are a little odd…
Some one is a little racist… “Big black b*stards”, or loves brown porn (a phrase with a fair few meanings, lol). Postman Twat strikes again (from the B3ta site apparently and most wonderously “How to contact Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards. Lol. Worrying. (Yeah I had to drop in the PT comment, it keeps my hits up hehehe).

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