I hate my job. I have finally had enough of it. So I am starting driving lessons so then maybe I can work somewhere where they pay more money, they don’t treat you like shit and Head Office isn’t full of retards from Milton Keynes who do sod all to help the rest of the poor little shop bound bastards like my delightful self.!
Oh plus I could actually go to see my girlfriend more easily and chauffeur everyone else around for a change.
So the day before the weekends fun starts. I have already painted my nails (for the first time in about 4 months) and am raring to get into Bar4 and start the drinking. Hobbits are now doing a special on Carlsberg for £1.! Damn I am going to be drunk.
In the world of “referers” the links that lead people to this site it has finally come to the worst… “Banned sick kids”. Nice guy who searched that.!!! Also “Postman Twat” makes his 5 millionth appearence, “How to say shandy in Hungary”, “Have just eaten Goering” (which scares me a little), the classic “Titties” “Tits” and “firstbus” (all the same thing, hehe) and worryingly, my full name and the word Hobbits.!!!
Oh and “Slappers on holiday”… as opposed to slappers at home or slappers down the day care centre or indeed slappers standing around wearing white caps, capri pants, burberry and an assortment of Argos jewellery.!
And so to pizza. The door bell has just rung and I am already on my way downstairs.!
I’ll have a “p” please Bob.!