Ah the final day of the week. I am not working, I am sitting here watching Friends and psyching myself up to go out while I am ill. I should be ok. We shall see. After a few beers and possibly no cigarettes at all, I am sure I can bounce the night away *stocks up on Red Bull*
Also interesting fact, caffeine creates a deficiency in your immune system so preventing your bodies ability to fight off infection. Hence why lots of women who work in offices end up with VD a lot (okay I know that isn’t the reason but it is always nice to take the piss
).
Yesterday’s snow has turned into today’s rain. Joy, but it is slightly warmer so I might only need to wear one pair of trousers out tonight. The day has been slightly brightened up by my MacDonalds. Surprisingly hot fries but a Big Mac that was cold enough to make the lettuce cry. Oh and the coke is flatter than a certain ex girlfriend of mine *awaits slapping from femenist groups*, lol.
I shall hope to see you all tonight, I will be the one sitting in the corner with a bright red nose and Red Bull cans littering the table.
Finally, and the easily offended please ignore the word in this statement “Super large cunt fucks mare”. Interesting search string. Worrying that it hit my site, but not suprising.
Now where did I leave that hippo.??
Oooh and a big helloooo to Miss_Ann_Thropy.!!! Forgot to mention.
Someone looked at my faceparty profile…
This lady here.!! Now let me see… single, CHECK, mother, CHECK, playboy bunny, CHECK, big hoop earrings, CHECK, name with a “Z” in it, CHECK, loves getting “wrecked”, CHECK, loves james blunt, CHECK…. hmmmm not the girl for me.! I smell Burberry, or am I just generalising.?
hey you didnt say she likes terrapins this cahnges everything.