I am eating. I bet you can’t guess what.?
Oh you did… bugger. Yes it is indeed chinese. They have changed the recipe for the hot and sour soup though and I fear there will be much pain in my future.! It is hotter than ever.
I have just finished my night shift (swapped with Baillie-Gates for my night tomorrow, seeing as she has to be in anyway) and thought stopping at the Red Dragon for a few tasty snacks would be a prime idea. And it is indeed.
Been a nice week so far. Monday night was spent watching TV and on ‘ere, then last night was Hobbits night number one (of three lol). Met Hwang and Angel (who finally worked out why I called her that) and Sarah (who I am now banned from referring to as “the one with the horse”, “The Lone Ranger” or anything like that. Can’t see it lasting too long though lol). Started in Bar4 and then wandered off to Hobbits which was remarkably busy for a Tuesday. Mark has put up a gazebo, the reason for which eludes me but there has to be a point to it. Maybe he is planning for an indoor goth style garden party. You heard it hear last.!! 
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Today has been one of those days where I get up late, check my email and then plonk myself down in front of a Sky channel (usually between 551 and 566, the “interesting” channels) although I was scanning through the music ones too, caught most of ArchEnemy’s Nemesis and a great band called THE HURT PROCESS, very good, will be watching out for them. Then I found Bug Attack was on, one of my favourite programmes. This time it was all about blood sucking insects… and worse…. Bot Flies. Ever heard of those.? One of my worse fears in the entire world is to come into contact with the horrible little bastards.! It is not so much the fly that scares me as for it’s junior version, the maggot. You see, a female Bot Fly grabs a normal house fly or similar in mid air, lays it’s eggs on the underside of the housefly and fucks off. Pretty nasty so far right… well it gets a shed load worse.!!
When the house fly (or what ever it is) lands on your body for a rest the heat from your arm/leg/scrotum hatches the eggs. The maggots drop onto your skin and find a hair follicle and quickly bury themselves in your body… totally.!! Unless you have seen the thing diving in then you will probably not even realise it is there, at least not until the scratching starts, or you feel it moving around inside you. Then you get partial paralysis, vomiting, headaches, oh and a lovely weeping sore. When you think it can’t get any worse then THIS wiggles it’s lovely way through your skin and wanders off across the bed clothes.! Does it ever get any worse than that.?? Ewwwwwwww 8O8O8O
Probably about time I shut up and let you all get on with your work/doing nothing but dozing on your keyboard/stealing people’s drinks when they ask you to look after them/ etc etc.
Keep smiling and remember this… it is better to be the Happy Pig than the rather annoyed truffle.
PS… while I am here, I though I would invite you all to go and have a butchers at my lovely colourful MySpace site… click HERE. It is pretty… is it not.?
PPS… I was thinking about this last night, and have been musing about it all day. Why am I such a jealous person.? What is it in my head that causes me to feel so “green”.?? Is it because I am a Leo.? Is it because I am boxing above my weight.? I truly don’t know. I do know I’m not “aggressively jealous” because I am not that daft. If someone talks to Angel when I am nearby then I will let them talk, if they get over friendly then I would step in and introduce myself.
Maybe it was all those years with a certain person (yes I know I was bad too) that has caused my insecurities to become worse. I know Angel would never cheat, and I would never do that to her. Just that I worry I suppose. Ah well, it is almost Christmas. I know she will make me very happy when I watch her opening her presents.
Love you.!!
Mark told me that the gazebo is for Velvet tonight, so they can do their cocktail area. Should look quite good when it’s finished.
And, dude! Don’t put picks like that maggot on again! Or I’ll make a mess on my screen
Silly green eyed elf, you just care too much, its a good human failing. I just need to tell the world and it’s dog that i have managed to teach a whole RE lesson with the Rammstein album playing, thusly gaining me the title of ‘that cool goth teacher with the tattoos’ (well, its better than ‘that new teacher with the big boobs’)…its a start. Next step, stop ‘colleagues’ for mistaking me as a sixth former……….
Oooo ur myspace is very pretty, I can’t seem to make mine pretty! On the subject of worms/parasites they now know having worms can be an affective way of treating allergies? They started worming children in some remote Mexican village and discovered that allergy rates increased. Yes I know that was very scientific. Anyway hope you are well and having fun with the ‘Christmas mingers’ – Xx