Archive for October, 2005

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Thursday, October 6th, 2005

It would appear that I am off the transfer market now :D , got myself a full time lady, for light cleaning, cooking and other chores. Must get her a hairnet. I am of course joking. It is unlikely I would let any lady of mine cook very often, cleaning.??? Pah, whats that.?? As for other chores, well they aren’t chores ;)

But seriously folks, she is lovely and I am very lucky to have her, PLUS I found a half eaten box of Orange After Eights last night that I had lost so it has been a fantastic week all round so far.

I am conducting interviews tomorrow for work. I HATE doing the damn things. I am well known for employing via boob size, but all my applicants are male, so boob size is NOT a factor. lol.

Right, now it is time to drink my tea and lay back in my chair and just relax, not been feeling great and want to be ok for tomorrow night and Saturday.

mmmmmmmmmmmm after eiggghtttsss *hangs out tongue and drools*

..And it’s goodnight from him…

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

A very sad day in comedy land. Mr Ronnie Barker (the big one out of The Two Ronnies) died today. One of my comedy heros and star of so many of the most famous sketch shows and sitcoms in history including Porridge, Open All Hours, Clarence, obviously The Two Ronnies and a variety of other shows and programmes.

I first remember watching him as stuttering shopkeeper Awkright in Open All Hours alongside a young David Jason. His ability to look old yet still keep that twinkle in his eye when chasing the busty Nurse Gladys was a joy to behold, as was his stuttering speech and perfect timing whenever G..G..G..Granville was in need of a cloth. As a comedy duo the roles were reversed from their previous series together, Porridge. David Jason played the elderly Blanco, while Ronnie fitted delightfully into the role of Fletcher, serial criminal and old hand at the jail lark. Alongside the late Richard Beckinsale as Lenny Godber, he moulded the role into one of the most crafty, mischevous characters that television had ever seen.

Then of course, most notably was his partnership with Ronnie Corbett. Both wonderfully funny men, but in such different ways. Mr Corbett with his brilliantly timed pieces to camera “Now the Producer has said to me….” and his general air of, almost, haughtiness in places, and Mr Barker using word play that could knock you sideways, remember the truly unforgettable hardware shop sketch, one of THE funniest pieces of television ever produced, easily up there with moments such as DelBoy falling through the bar in the “Yuppie Love” episode of Only Fools and Horses, and the infamous Monty Python “Parrot Sketch”.

When it comes to great comedians, this country has spawned so many that it is hard to count them all. Names such as Tommy Trinder, Spike Milligan, Bob Monkhouse, Peter Sellars, Tommy Cooper, Dick Emery, Benny Hill, Les Dawson, I could go on all night but I won’t. Suffice to say that Ronnie Barker entered himself into the hall of comedy fame many, many years ago despite actually “quitting” show business and running an antiques shop sometime ago. Thankfully he returned to TV earlier this year and reconnected his partnership with Ronnie Corbett, producing a “best of” series of The Two Ronnies. A comedy legend who will continue to bring joy to millions of people through his timeless masterpieces and simple humour.

I am glad to have been able to have enjoyed his work, and to be honest….

I may be sad but I am still laughing inside. God Bless you Ronnie.!

Still Grinning Like A Fool

Sunday, October 2nd, 2005

I have just come back from town having spent the afternoon with Angel. I am a little smitten me thinks, we talked about loads of random stuff and just enjoyed each others company while watching the world go by. I am a little flustered by it all lol.

Last night was great too, had a lot of time with her, and plenty of time to dance with everyone as well. Almost overheated from the “dancing to five songs in a row while wearing a spiky top” incident but that was part and parcel of the night. Otherwise I just smiled a lot and had a lot of hugs and stuff. :D

This is one Happy Bunny.

Ohhhh I Could Crush A Grape

Saturday, October 1st, 2005

Wow. What a night it was. Certainly better than last weekend.!!

Started sheltering from the rain in Bar4, cue very wet friend arriving and wringing out his coat. :) . We wandered around a couple of places, someone drank too much Absinth, not me because the stuff tastes vile.! Finally got to Hobbits about 11.30 and I met an angel. Spent the entire night with her, chatting and stuff. Seeing her again tonight. :mrgreen:

Mr “I drank too much Absinth” ended up being thrown out of Hobbits after 5 minutes for being “a complete and utter drunken bastard”. He also woke up this morning covered in his own blood with no recollection of how or why he is injured.! Odd.

So tonight we do it all again. I am out with the work lot for a short time tonight, if I can be arsed, then back to Hobbits eventually for, well, who knows ;)

Time for lunch I think. Have spent the morning watching Gordon Ramsey and various other chefs cooking some amazing foods, (roast best end of lamb with lentils :P ). So hungry.!!

Enjoy. xxx


*****LATE NEWS*****
Instantly I remembered this most amusing quote from Phoenix last night… some wag had scrawled on the condom machine…
“For refund please insert baby” :D

Just cooked lunch for myself and made a rather tasty dish, comprising of triangles of toast buttered, topped with pan fried smoked bacon, slices of pan fried new potato, sprinkled with grated cheese and a little olive oil and a touch of oregano, salt and pepper. Yummy.!