I have been sitting here quietly contemplating the idea that I am a bit of a slag. lol. I have slept with a lot more women than I thought I had.! Thankfully though, I have now found someone who I can see a proper future with, if things work out ok, and I can just enjoy my time with her and see how things pan out.
Now I have that off my chest…
Been a busy bunny today. Lots of things have got done at work at my paws, like rebinning the Christmas stuff to make sure it all actually fits in the racking, and sending back all the stuff that those annoying bastards have ordered into the store and then not picked up. Wish we could make them pay for it first, that way they would NEVER forget to collect it. It does give me a little sick pleasure when someone turns up a day late and I have sent it back literally hours before. Mwah hahahaha. Such power is all mine.!
Some odd weather going on today. At 3.30pm it was bright hot sunshine, one hour later (the standard permitted maximum gap between fag breaks when trying desperately to avoid doing too much hard work in an after lunch situation), it was pissing down. Has brought the temperature down though, thankfully, getting a bit fed up of hot and muggy.!
Our cooker broke down on Saturday (which caused the rather large issue of me having pizza for two meals in succession, ok the second one was from a shop with chips, gherkin and spring roll but even so). Last nights roast was all there apart from the roast joint so I had seven sausages to replace it. Seven.?? I hear you cry.!! Yes seven, but they were washed down about 3 hours later with a hearty chinese (to replace the usual Sunday night pizza). I had the “Hun Ming” duck which, to be a little indelicate, did indeed “Ming” this morning when it politely asked for a divorce. Ahem. Tonight however my brother is making me a sandwich of near biblical meaty proportions. Lets see that woman on “You are what you eat” get THIS out of my colon.!!!”
Incidentally, my friend Holmzy has made himself a blog all about the stuff he eats. A brilliant idea and one which I wish I had thought of.! Go and have a look HERE.
Right the sarnie is calling, as is my bro, so I must away.
I shall leave you with this thought… tonight is Halloween. But when it comes to Most Haunted, someone has got Yvette Fielding snooping round their dark creepy areas EVERY night of the week. 
Happy All Hallow’s Eve you bunch of rancid zombies, you.! 
Oh and if that doesn’t scare you… this might… Sorry!
