It is with a degree of mild amusement that I notice a certain large continent of the world is being battered to hell, once again, by the actions of a big hurricane… namely Hurricane Wilma (giggles as he waits for Hurricanes Fred, Barney and Betty) pounding The Mighty United States Of America.
As this is one of the biggest Hurricanes on record with wind speeds of well over 150 miles an hour, and the third big blow within a very short space of time (those citizens of New Orleans are still pouring the water out of looted DVD players and binbags full of Nike trainers), then I wonder if any one will say… “Hang on there a darn minute. What in tarnation is goin’ on.? Maybe it’s got sumthin to do with that Globaaaal waaarmin’ thing-a-ma-jig”.
See where I am heading.??
As one of the most developed nations in the world (hmmmm, unless you have met any one from California obviously) they also hold the great big oil soaked, exhaust fume blackened, chemically eaten flag as one hell of a polluter. Mr G(lorious) W(anker) Bush is doing his damned hardest to find those mysteriously missing weapons of mass destruction (which to be honest not even a team comprising of Miss Marple, Poirot, Inspector Morse and Sherlock Holmes would ever find) but refuses to sign the Kyoto treaty to reduce CO2 emissions and stop us all being flooded out.
So just remember America, with your massive love of fast food drive ins, pulling up in your V8 powered gas guzzling SUVs and weighing the damn things down with 180 Big Macs at a time. When it gets rather blowy and your family and house disappear into the distance at a fair rate of knots then say quietly to yourself…
“I made this.”
*****LATE NEWS*****
Just had this handed to me… Elton John is releasing a single to commemorate the death of Ronnnie Barker….
Four Candles In The Wind. 
LMAO!