For those of you who are expecting a rant about last night then I am afraid you are going to be sorely disappointed. I am not going to say anything about said “incidents” more than “Piss off you little meddling retard”. There, done.

Another odd night in Hobbits beckoned me last night. Out a little late due to people working, hit the same pubs as Friday almost, but I was more sober when we left Phoenix earlier (11.30pm). Told you we would be in Hobbits earlier :D:D. Luckily as we walked in, the bands ended, wooohoo. Short delay while they cleared the stage in record time, then twas dance and dance some more. Without going deeper into other things I cannot say much more…..

….Except for that new person I was on about, who I shall call Ariel by virtue of the amazingly tight PVC skirt she was wearing that gave the impression of a sexy mermaid, but with much nicer perfume . She was led across the dance floor by Mr David and gave me a very nice hug. To quote a friend, Amazing.:mrgreen:

And step forward lady number two, without her ragdoll hair in last night, who looked stunning but is always very aloof around me. Not sure what to make of that, but I shall keep you posted .

Lastly I want to say thank you to someone, Hally, for calming me down, thanks sweety.xx

Right, A1GP and F1 races today, if you want me then I shall be shouting at a TV screen and reciting endless quantities of Formula One statistics from the last 30 years while eating Asparagus soup and juggling lemons…

OOooooooh and while you are at it, try the game that a very lovely friend pointed out to me on the net yesterday… Take ANY film title, actually we were doing song titles too, and replace one word with the word penis, or similar… we spent about three hours doing this last night and came up with some corkers such as Four Weddings and a Penis, Lord of the Penis, The Two Towers, Fried Green Penis at the Whistle Stop Cafe, U2’s Penis Bloody Penis and Three Men and a Little Penis (actually that started off as Three Penises and a Baby lol).

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*****LATE NEWS*****
Actually I have decided that last night actually did not happen. I was not out in Hobbits last night with my usual bunch of close friends. If you are one of my wider range of friends then I was out with you instead. I had a great night with you all.

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