Last night I was introduced to a Monkey. That is to say that I met Monkey from the Hobbits forum. Nice when you are recognised isn’t it. Just got to get one of tATu to recognise me now and I will be well on my way to paradise.
Had bit of a dance and a laugh last night. I remember closing my eyes a lot so I must have been quite drunk. It was a habit I had been trying very hard to lose after the Kieth/my nose incident, but I lapsed back into it last night for some odd reason.
Big hellos to Anne, and her very drunk friend who I think was called Janet. Don’t quote me on that. Good job I had a belt on because, at Hwangs behest, she kept tugging on the bottom of my trousers (I was sat above her) and it would have been a hell of a shock for my trews to have decided and her to find herself at eye level with my cobblers.
Not much else has been going on. People have been loving the green nail varnish, and I think it looks great too. My new trousers have arrived, and so has my credit card bill, damn them. Taking and giving with the same postman’s hand.
*Incoming rant…. take cover*
Well done to the Mum and Dad of 11 kids who are getting kicked out of their council house because they don’t pay the £50 a week rent. They apparently “can’t” afford it even though their benefits top £1000 a week.!!! Oh and she has her ciggys so it is ok… and by the way, neither of them work because she looks after the kids and he is “depressed” (not fucking surprised). I suggest moving to a Paris apartment block with bad fire exits.
And a HUGE “classic stereotype and obvious excuse” award to the mother of the retard caught with a gun in the middle of a suburban town (where are the Met and their big guns when you need em).! He is just a naughty boy, because he has ADHD. Lets face it people, ADHD is NOT real. It is a very bad excuse made up by parents who have no control over their badly undisciplined kids. Once again for those who haven’t heard my catchphrase…. “TAKE RESPONSIBILITY YOU BASTARDS”..
Grrrr people. They get me down. I am off to play Sudden Strike now. See you all later.!