Bright and early I was dragged from my pit of sleepy dreams this morning. 6.45am is not a time that anyone should be active at (except slappers that have 14 kids to get to school, all of them called Chantelle, but distiguished by their differing surnames ). Its even worse when you are ill and have had no sleep (audience: awwwwwwwwww).

Bouncing (yeh right) into work in the pissing rain just brightened my already not great mood no end, and a lack lustre bacon sarnie didn’t help. Damn I was in a funk. But I skipped out at 2.15pm and wandered home so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been.

My good friend Hwang completed his first aid course yesterday, meaning he is now a qualified first aider… hmmmm… to me that is like being trapped in a snowdrift and finding the dog coming towards you with a barrel of brandy round it’s neck is a Rottweiler . He will be a great first aider really I am sure, just have to get him out of the desire to wear a nurses outfit as well.

STILL Superdrug have no black Miss Sporty eyeliner pencils, damn them. One of their best selling lines and they have nowt (says the guy who works for a company who sells christmas trimmings in July and deckchairs in January.

Oh and a little rant to end… the world taxidermy finals are being wowed over in the US of A (that glorious country that brought us Burger King, Microsoft and the Sports Utility Vehicle for every f*cking woman who wants to drive her spindly little sickly child the eight metres to school). One of the entrants is a nine year old girl who went out and shot a deer just so she could enter… why do I think it would be just as fair for someone to go out and hunt her down and stuff her. Unbelievable.!

Might have a curry later… see if I can knock this thing out of my head.!

I have been reading Hitler’s diaries… here is a quick excerpt…

September 21st 1939…
Saw Goebbels today, had a bit of a laugh and a barbeque. Goring popped in and the fat bastard ate all the chicken legs. Tch. Must remember to collect dry cleaning tomorrow. Oh and invade Poland.

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