Oh hell. Not London again. Flamin’ terrorists.!!
Half the problem is that we actually let these people into the country in the first place… and yes, I am fully aware that they probably were born here. I didn’t mean the terrorists, who to be honest are just gullible young men falling into the trap of listening to extremist attitudes. I am talking about that Cleric who was let into the country the other day, despite being the usual “We hate the West, kill them all” type of loveable rogue. Not only that but we also were giving the little cu*t money.!!! He was on the radio earlier saying that he didn’t condone the bombings but if someone told him that they had planted a bomb somewhere or were going to do that then he wouldn’t tell the authorities.! He would let innocent people die.!! BASTARD. I personally hopes someone accidentally reverses 97 combine ‘arvesters over his body then throws him into the sea. Apparently it is “Allahs willing” if the bombs go off. Lets hope Allah has a good allahbi if they do.
Normally I avoid talking about religion but today I just HAD to get that off my chest.
I was about to start this next section with the phrase “It’s been a funny old day.” But then I realised it made me sound like Awkright does when he is taking in all the fruit at the end of ‘Open All Hours’ (or in the case of Rebecca Loos and Abi Titmus, ‘Open All Legs’). So instead I shall do something a little different….
We asked 100 viewers…. Who do you remember hosting Family Fortunes most vividly.?
Lol. Odd question it maybe but I tend to relate times of my life to music, or stuff that was on TV. I am almost 27, so tend to remember a lot of early eighties TV programmes rather than the gobshite a lot of you watched in the mid nineties. Bod, Mr Benn, Bagpuss and Trumpton (Chigley, Camberwick Green), for all their basic stop frame animation and overly innocent charms, leap way ahead in the stakes when compared with such 90’s tosh as Hey Arnold, Rood Dog and the Dweebs and The Tweenies. When it comes to Family Fortunes, the person I remember best of all hosting it was Bob Monkhouse. And a little of Max Bygraves. Most of you will probably remember Les “Well I don’t really know” Dennis hosting it.
No idea how I got onto that topic but thats just my random brain I guess.
It’s been a funny old day. Dammit, it slipped out. Must try to control it tomorrow.! To be honest it hasn’t really been much of an any sort of day. Got plenty done which is good and makes a change for me, some might say. I must get on with putting my nail varnish on. Might be a little busy to do it tomorrow.
I will tell you what. I could do with smoking a nice cuban right now. And no, I have never sucked off Fidel Castro…
Or Bill Clinton.!