Bleeding Mascara…

Well who knows what is happening in my head. I certainly don’t. I keep making the wrong decision about things and then worrying about it. I know I should be happy with my choices but I keep getting it wrong and being confused all the time. Not good. Oh well, what is an elf to do.!?!

I won’t talk about last night, because I cannot be arsed. I WILL talk about the fact that FirstBus have increased the fares on their crappy bus service by ANOTHER ten pence so I am paying £2.40 to go 3 miles to town and back. Bastards. Bastards grrrrrrr Bastards.!! Plus well done to the annoying sods that made us wait on a bus earlier and pissed around sorting out their fares when they had sat on the wall by the bus stop doing so all for a good 15 minutes before the damn thing arrived arrrrrrrghhhh. I hate that, when you get to the line in a supermarket and there is someone in front of you buying one packet of bog roll and when they put it on the counter and the cashier asks for the money they spend bloody ages diving around in their handbag (yes it is ALWAYS women, usually old ones) and try and find their money despite having spent twenty minutes stood there doing nowt *breaaaathe breathe breathe*

Why not all take a trip to the Hobbits website at www.hobbitsnightclub.co.uk and enjoy the message board fun that occurs there. I have already left my mark and I am sure to be slapped down for my views but heyho.

Heres to a better week and maybe some happiness for lil old me.

“Hup puff two puff three puff four puff.!” puffed Willie.

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