Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you money.! No, just kidding. I have to start this page somehow each time, you know. Yesterday’s post did wander on for a while and I am afraid today’s will be no different.
First of all let me enlighten you with the following email which I sent on behalf of everyone here to the BlueWater Shopping Experience in Kent…
“Now that you have banned hoodies from one of your centres, could u clarify a few points please… firstly, are you allowed in without your hood up? I am a goth who wears a hoodie, not a chavy lowlife who nicks anything that is not nailed down. I don’t have the hood up unless I am outside and it is raining. Would I still be allowed entry.?
Secondly I notice that you have only banned caps and hoodies, the readers of my website are intrigued to know if we would be allowed in wearing balaclavas.?”
Now you see where I am coming from there.? Hope so. Moving on…
Secondly, I would like to thank the makers of Goodfellas Ciabatta Pizza for changing the slightly aniseedy Chorizo SPANISH sausage (on an Italian pizza.???) for the more traditional and much tastier pepperoni. Hurrah.! Now send me mountains of free pizzas please you Goodfellas you.
Thirdly, I was having a bit of browse on weird stuff on ebay last night. Someone was selling the stones out of the last snowman his son had built in Luton, described as being compatible with any other snowmen built around the UK. Oooook, next I found a guy who is selling 500Kg of rocks and stones from a beach. You pay for the time it takes him to collect it. That one I am sure is illegal. Freshwater Bay on the Isle of Wight is his haunt judging by the photo.
And last but not least I have a plea. Forget the images of 6 year old Brazilian kids going through bins, pics of bears tethered to walls in Bulgaria, just listen to this very important message… The Crazy Frog remix (whereby some arsehole takes the worst ringtone of all time and mixes it with a reasonable 80’s track, Axel F) is being released as a single. Words, I cannot find them to explain my horror. My plea.? If you know someone who wants to buy it then cut off their hands (unless they have been caught stealing in an Arabian country and then its a little academic.!). DONT BUY THE SONG. Do not even whistle it slightly, I beg of you.!!
Shivers are now running down my spine.!! Mooooooooo.!!
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While browsing I found this story from the BBC.. makes amusing reading…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4532657.stm
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Meant to mention my best jokeline from my course the other week (well I thought it was funny)…
Tina:- Im so nervous I have turned to jelly…
Ian:- What flavour.?
Ok so it sounds like nothing now but it was classy at the time.!
I use to look”cut” in my Balacarva as a kid. Apparently now I look like a terorist? I remember when they banned Bermuda shorts at school. I had a shellsuit just as they were going out of fashion. Did ppl really wear caps backwards in real life? Whats with ppl and their jakets all covered with badges? Turn-ups on jeans?! Oh plz!
I got side-tracked didnt I.
k s c