I am LIVID. I have veins standing out on my temples that I thought only existed in John Grisham Novels. The hairs on the back of my neck have still not laid down again and my palms are sweaty. Have I been reading the latest manifesto from the Liberal Democrats.? Maybe I have been checking out the facts on Chavs in society.? Nope, neither of the above. I have been watching the Formula One on our blessed ITV terrestrial channel. Now it was a thrilling race, Kimi out, Trulli slow, Button third, but Schumacher versus Alonso was the story of the race. Schumacher arsed up quali 2 and ended up 13th stuck behind his bro’s Williams. He stayed there until he made his pit stop and came out 3rd thanks to some very quick laps..!!! Then the action hotted up with the second stops out of the way and Schuie half a second off Alonso’s posterier… three laps to go annnnnnnnnnd a fucking ADVERT break. TWO laps later… and they rejoin with one lap to go. Words cannot express how pissed off I was, being made to watch an ad for a chuffing Vauxhall and Lloyds TSB (who WILL never get my business now, just for this one incident) and all the while the most exciting battle of the Formula One season so far was unfolding in limbo. BASTARDS.
For all complaints please email ITV at dutyoffice@itv.com. Hope they lose their franchise over this one.!!