Greetings and welcome to the 19th of April 2005. Welcome to all the other dates that read this page and the pine nuts that drop by occasionally too.
Right time for some Political News.
Today one of the manifesto promises for the Monster Raving Looney Party was annouced as being the subsequent introduction of a 99p coin. Stupid huh.??
But no. Not at all.! In fact, a stroke of genuine genius. Now imagine if you will, a world in which the consumer is constantly tricked into buying any old tat “cos it costs less than a tenner, guv’nor”. Or as we know it, £9.99. Yes I am afraid to say that the British public as a whole fall for this trick and are really THAT stupid. But just think. With the introduction of the 99p coin, how on earth are companies going to enitce you away from that extra penny… By making everything £9.98 so SAVING you money. That to me is power to the customer, that is.!!
On an even more cheerful note, a man who shot two coppers while being arrested, died earlier after a failed suicide attempt in his car. Hang on…. he ended up dying in hospital after his suicide attempt failed.??? Surely if you die from a suicide attempt then it went right.! Either way it has saved us taxpayers having to foot the huge bill for locking him up, funding the appeal, fucking around with the bastard human rights courts, which will let him out of course so he can murder someone else. Good Job Boyo, well done.
Ooooh and Richard LittleJohn told me to mention that Cheri Blair took £100k from a childrens cancer fund to pay her mortgage. (alledgedly)
Boy boy for now.!