Ahhh, after 4 long months of no Formula One the series returned today with the Australian Grand Prix down in good old Oz (which we still rule over ha haaaaaa, criminals the lot of them.!!). It was a bizarre grid due to the rain yesterday and David Coulthard, bless the big chinned wonder, managed to pull off a fantastic 4th place finish in a car that last year would have had trouble pulling off a fat drunk business man in a Soho night club. Well done you mad man.! Oh and big thanks to Schumacher who managed to eliminate, not only himself, but the only other German driver in the race with a masterpiece of stupidity. Sigh…. only two weeks to go til the next one.!!
Oh yeah, that reminds me… I am going to make a few predictions for the Eurovision song contest… Cyprus and Greece will give full marks to each other, as will Spain and Portugal, Germany and France (or maybe Belgium and France), Monaco will give France top marks, The various ex Yugoslavian states will be rimming each other to full marks too, as will Lithuania and Slovenia etc.
Don’t you just love a fair fight. Might as well restart the cold war.!! Us versus the rest. Wahey.!!
Mind how you go lad.!