Hell—o (Lesley Phillips style)

Just me… thought I would pop my head around the door of the site again and give you my views on a few matters in the world…

Lets see, firstly Iraq, man held prisoner, mad muslims wanting women released from prison in exchange for freeing him. Lets get him back and THEN shoot both these women. Too harsh maybe.? I doubt it. 8)

What else we got then….. ah, yes, I finally got another mail into the Mercury. Job well done. I wonder if our beloved coucillors will mind me suggesting that they are all on hard drugs. I doubt they read the press any way. Too busy shagging kids maybe (sorry no, I am confusing them with the catholic church)

Oh and last but not least, the toll road. Plain and simple, too fast means death. Lets NOT add horrible barriers and reduce the speed limit, lets just let people take their life into their own paws instead. If they wanna go whipping off a cliff then fine. I dont want to have to pay for their mistakes. Bastards.

Right, I am off to urinate on some graves of dead chavvy townies, see you soon. Love you all.

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