Well here I am again, after a little summers break (why bother writing this column when its nice out and I am busy working). Any one fancy a rant.? No.? Oh bollocks to you I’m gonna have one. Now lets see… oooh I know…

A few days ago at a nearby beach two people (a father and his 8 year old son) were rescued from the sea while floating around in a dingy in dangerous waters. They were plucked off the sea by the hovercraft (which was bought by the public). The next day they arrived on the beach in Weston and a few hours later were rescued by helicopter and inshore lifeboat having brought a NEW dingy and doing EXACTLY the same damn thing!!! Needless to say its us tax payers in Weston who have footed the bill and I sincerely hope that this stupid man is sued back to the stone age (then again he lives in Birmingham so he is not that far off) and the coastguard recover the costs from him. I would personally have left him to it… whats two less tourists huh.!?

Secondly did anyone see the interesting programme on channel 4 about the kids being put in a 1960’s style school. What a bunch of retards.!! A complete class of people who cannot even spell.!! One girl was asked to spell remember. She spelt it…. REMBER!!! Words cannot express how amazed I was having been through school and completed spelling tests etc. My manageress is incapable of spelling correctly too. Impressive stuff.

Thirdly does anyone know where I can get a flash game where you have to drive a car along a reasonably wide cliff side road at 20mph, in a boy racer citreon and not drive off the side.? Just wondered.

Till next time… Enjoy.

(any spelling errors in the above text are typing errors obviously. Im not some chavy twat in a burberry baseball cap with my trousers tucked into my socks.)