Right I hear you shouting for me to have another rant, or at least post something.!
Well here we go (hold on to your hats.!)
Firstly nightclubs. My favourite club has finally become a haven for druggy scum and useless unemplyed pikey tosspots. I used to enjoy a saturday night out but since one club got stuffed for filling the place to the rafters with people, all the overspill has bounced to my place. Now the place is overrun by ten tonnes of gypo looking alcohol fuelled idiots bent only on having a fight, and the kind of women whos knees havent seen each other since 1996. What a treat to spend my hard earned cash in the same building as these people. ooooh fun.
and secondly… imagine u have a road along the side of a cliff. its quite wide, but twisty and has a 20 mpg speed limit. Now imagine two boy racers have disappeared over the edge into oblivion. What do you think.? road unsafe.? needs thousands of pounds worth of barriers.? well thats what our council is about to do. Heres a better idea, why not tell the young boy racers of my town that if u drive along a cliff top road at OVER the 20 mph speed limit then there is a fair chance u will fall off. If you do then, well, tough titties. Maybe you shouldnt be driving anything that isnt made by Fisher Price.! Dicks.
Soooooo much better now. Evening all!