Im pleased to announce that one of my rants finally made it into print in the Mercury this week. It was about the Tropicana (see March archives).
But today I have another rant or three… firstly those Militants Muslims in London burning the Union Flag… not on guys… im gonna have to film myself rolling up and smoking a copy of The Koran I think. Allah my arse. Secondly, I was watching the footie on Saturday. Man U Vs Arsenal. What a bunch of pussy arsed bastards these “players” are. Each one is payed millions to run about a field for 90 minutes every couple of weeks but the second they get tapped by someone elses foot in a tackle they dive to the ground and claim a foul. They lie there for ten seconds clutching their legs and finally, when they realise the ref is not going to give a free kick they get up and run off. Stop pissing around and get on with it u bunch of sex-attacking deviants.!!
And finally tonight… David and Victoria Beckham, affairs, text sex.
Three simple words…….
I DON’T CARE