“A new study shows that going on the Atkins Diet can turn you
into a crabby person with serious mood swings. On the other
hand, the study says that always happens when you take
doughnuts away from a fat person.”

Wise words of the day…

“It is said if ye seek then ye shall find…

but often he who doesnt seek, gets ‘em fallin’ in his lap”

Im pleased to announce that one of my rants finally made it into print in the Mercury this week. It was about the Tropicana (see March archives).

But today I have another rant or three… firstly those Militants Muslims in London burning the Union Flag… not on guys… im gonna have to film myself rolling up and smoking a copy of The Koran I think. Allah my arse. Secondly, I was watching the footie on Saturday. Man U Vs Arsenal. What a bunch of pussy arsed bastards these “players” are. Each one is payed millions to run about a field for 90 minutes every couple of weeks but the second they get tapped by someone elses foot in a tackle they dive to the ground and claim a foul. They lie there for ten seconds clutching their legs and finally, when they realise the ref is not going to give a free kick they get up and run off. Stop pissing around and get on with it u bunch of sex-attacking deviants.!!

And finally tonight… David and Victoria Beckham, affairs, text sex.

Three simple words…….

I DON’T CARE

In my little world I realise that I should have a driving licence. Sooner or later I will really have a go at it and pass my test but for the moment I am stuck at the mercy of public transport… especially a company which I loathe with a passion. FirstBus. In my town there is only one bus company and, yes you are correct, it is sadly FirstBus. I don’t know why they bother running any buses at all, at least on the route I use. Most of the time the buses are late. Usually they fail to turn up at all. I dont blame the drivers as I have many friends who have been or are drivers. Not a single one that I have talked to is happy with their lot when it comes to the way that FirstBus treats them.

I personally blame the directors. Its usually the highest echelons of a company that have no idea what the people at the bottom have to put up with. Take the company I work for, for instance. One of the highest directors overruled my Area Manager on one occasion despite having never visited the store (As far as I am aware). Oooooh it makes me grind my teeth when I think of that man. Grrrrr. More recently our beloved (yeh right, there is not a person in the country that gives a shit about her) company director left to join another company and received a GOLDEN HELLO of £2 million (allegedly)!! Personally if u earn that amount just for passing an interview then it is highly unlikely that, if you were in the street and well alight from a nasty bra based inferno, that I would even bother urinating on you. Fat Cat Bastards.!