When someone in the street asks you the time they always say… “have you got the right time on you.?”
Why on earth would anyone have the wrong time.!?!?! Next time someone says that to you just reply “No, I only have the wrong time… do you want that.?”, oh and when you see a sign in a cafe that says “Breakfast served at any time”, does that mean I can order toast during the Second World War.? Or maybe some boiled eggs during the French Revolution.???