Im now the proud owner of a lovely new phone. Nokia 6600. Its about the size of my hand but has SOOO many features that I am reasonably sure I will get twice as bored with it as usual, but at three times the speed.!! It also has a handy video cam so i can take some great vids of women with big boobs while I am around town. 
Actually, one of the wallpapers is of a woman with her arse on cam and a tattoo showing over her tight jeans. It is surprisingly hard to drag my eyes from it when I am supposed to be working. Wish they had added her phone number in the address book too though.
Free Plug.
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XMAS pressies……
I would like to take this oportunity to give myself a free plug while on the Nokia phone theme.
I have various models for sale, although I do tend to sell a lot of the older, more poular models:
8210’s Boxed £60
5210’s Boxed £65
7210’s Boxed £120
Have a few in stock at the mo…just get in touch if you want one, or more info.
Maybe when I have sold a few I can afford to get a 6600 for myself like this flash git! (they cost £350 at the mo – the rich swine!)
Ho ho ho.