I hope you have lots of fun and all drink till you are sick. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Hope you arent all too full from various turkey and Paxo products. I myself am suffering from two desserts instead of one. Enjoy.

The Darkness at number 2.??? What is wrong with the world. Talented band with musical ability or chubby bald Yank with flat cap and song that was done better by a UK artist 15 years ago. Typical of the British public. Well it will all be different after the revolution.!!

Reading about Ian Huntley’s mum advocating the death penalty this morning got me thinking. I personally think it is a fantastic idea. I don’t like the way I personally am paying for scum like him to stay in prison at my expense. But, in my view the death penalty is an easy way out for someone who has ruined the lives of two families and taken away the futures of two young girls. My method would be involuntary paralysis, whereby a murderer who is convicted beyond all doubt receives some chemical that removes his ability to use his limbs and a larynectomy (which would prevent speech). He or she is then left to fend for themselves. Sounds mean but there you go. They took life, they lose the right to have a life too. Prisons can therefore be emptied and filled with human rights protestors who love to give more rights to the criminals than the victims.

And remember if you are ever in Tony Martin’s situation, make sure you don’t miss with the second barrel and don’t bother phoning the boys in blue, they will only arrest you!!

When someone in the street asks you the time they always say… “have you got the right time on you.?”

Why on earth would anyone have the wrong time.!?!?! Next time someone says that to you just reply “No, I only have the wrong time… do you want that.?”, oh and when you see a sign in a cafe that says “Breakfast served at any time”, does that mean I can order toast during the Second World War.? Or maybe some boiled eggs during the French Revolution.???

Morning, hope you havent all got massive hangovers from too many last night (Hwang.??).

I was reading the paper yesterday, all about how we are going to give up our country to allow us to be governed by the Europeans. I’m frankly horrified by this. Now those who know me will already be rolling your eyes and tutting but those who haven’t had the misfortune to hear me out on the subject of the Euro etc, well pin back your lug ‘oles.

I’m not anti-European, I don’t have a problem with the Scandinavians, Dutch or Portugals hairy faced folks, but I really really don’t have time for the Spanish (re fishing rights), the Germans (re 2 world wars and leather shorts) and the French (re everything else). I personally love the idea that the capital of France should be Berlin (makes sense I feel) but the European union is pretty useless, they have high taxes, massive problems with uncontrollable interest rates, high unemployment and are frequently make up rules for everyone that they then break themselves.

If Tony Blair thinks we are going to drop the pound then he is VERY wrong. I for one will quite happily dust off the nearest Lancaster bomber and flatten Dresden, Paris, Hamberg, or where ever because I am ENGLISH and I DO NOT wish to be run by the French, Germans, or anyone with a greasy complexion and awful hair. Bastards…

so anyway, how are you all.?

As the winter is now very much here and the days are short think this…

“Night, making all things dimly beautiful”

I might as well add a little post…

New Stuff Coming Soon
The Monged Eye awards page is not far off, there is a small man beavering away at all hours to sort it out. There is also an album out to commemorate the occasion but no one has been able to get hold of a copy yet. Have to keep your eyes open.

Thought for the Wednesday Night
If you are in China and you order a Chinese then what on earth would you end up with.??

Good day fair people. I am about to have one of my little rants about the way the world works so those of you who know me and cant be bothered with it please look away now…

I watched the record of the year show last night and was amazed to find (after a tasty and most amusing works Christmas meal) that those Irish bastards Westlife won it, with a cover version, that was released about two weeks ago. Wonder how much money ITV made off all the sad assed 13 year old girls who texted in their votes.?? To set the record straight, I have decided to do my very own Stitching Bastard Awards for Music… otherwise known as the Monged Eye Awards. You will find a page added here soon with my nominations for the various categories and I invite votes and more nominations but don’t expect me to listen, this is my award thing….. mwahahahahah.!! Anywho… have a good week and I’ll be back again soon.

Im now the proud owner of a lovely new phone. Nokia 6600. Its about the size of my hand but has SOOO many features that I am reasonably sure I will get twice as bored with it as usual, but at three times the speed.!! It also has a handy video cam so i can take some great vids of women with big boobs while I am around town.

Actually, one of the wallpapers is of a woman with her arse on cam and a tattoo showing over her tight jeans. It is surprisingly hard to drag my eyes from it when I am supposed to be working. Wish they had added her phone number in the address book too though.